Adios!

Dear Sandy Roommates,
I am loving my new place. I have a bathroom with no mold, an outlet in the actual bathroom, and I'm rid of annoying things like the following:

A note left on the mirror the morning after my home teachers left at 10:15.
"Frizz, can we please have guests in the upstair living room after 9:30 pm? All of the sound carries straight into my room making it really hard for me to sleep. Also, it's really awkward when I need to use the restroom and get ready for bed in the bathroom. I need to be able to use the bathroom and come out in my pj's without guys being there. Can we just keep guests upstairs at night? Thanks!"

The things I decided would be best left unsaid in response to that note:
I'm sorry that you NEVER have anybody over to visit except your mom (I'm not kidding).
Buy a pair of earplugs.
The only guests that I have that comes over other than the hometeachers is my fiancé, and he is not checking you out in your pj's, trust me.
Don't put your pj's on until you have returned to bedroom maybe?
There are three girls upstair that I would be disturbing rather than just one downstairs.
My big screen is in the basement living room.
Etc., etc., etc.

Here's another little treat. She emptied a roll of toilet paper that I had bought and then doesn't replace it on the roller but gets her own and sticks it in her drawer like so:

Lo siento amiga, it's cool, I'll pay to wipe your little hiney and then when that is all gone I'll just drip dry while you hoard your new roll in your drawer. Ridiculous and silly. I pity the people that had to live with her in the college scene. I loved the majority of my BYU roommates but living in this house made me appreciate them all so much more!!